Just some stuff I thought about when reading the Bible….
- Seeing God in the Wag of a Tail
- A Great View At the End
- Keep Your Hands And Feet Inside the Vehicle
- Can’t You Smell That?
- Will You Be Perfect For Me?
- Believing the Lie
- You Are Exactly What God Had In Mind
- I Expect a Glorious Encore
- The Best Kind Of Open-Door Policy
- Serves Them Right
- How To Get Religion
- Walk the Walk
- All Work and No Play…
- Jesus Never Put On Headphones
- Between a Rock and a Hard Place
- Trust No One
- I’m Coming With You
- Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark
- I’m Just Not Getting It
- I Wanna Know What Good Is
- Don’t Scratch That Itch
- Limited Time Offer
- War and Rumors of War
- Playing Doubles With God
- My Very Own Babel Fish
- An Ode To Smartphones
- The Truth About Alternate Realities
- A Cure For Worry Warts
- My Future’s So Bright
- Mine! All Mine!
- The Internet Told Me I’m Not Weird
- Useless Gooey Balls
- Living More Than Vicariously
- From Loser To Leader In One Simple Step
- Following Jesus: a Lazy Person’s Guide
- A Bottomless Bag From Which To Give
- I’m Feeling a Bit Blurry
- Well, Who’s Gonna Believe That?
- Solicitors Welcome
- On Being a Female Christian, Part 2
- How To Handle an Alien Invasion
- The Scapegoat King
- Your Goodness Is Drooping
- It’ll Make For a Good Story
- Just Push the Big Red Button
- A God-Awful Racket
- This Is the Way God Made Me
- Be the Song in God’s Heart
- Scouting Out God
- On Being a Female Christian
- What I Learned in the Middle of a Bike Accident
- How To Turn Smoke Into Stone
- How To Be a Tedious Traveling Companion
- “Open Sesame” Won’t Cut It
- No Time Like the Present
- Fah Who Foraze, Dah Who Doraze
- One Remedy for Drastic Inequality
- Pay It Forward, Extreme Version
- Content To Wait In the Dark
- I Can’t Hear You Because I’m Busy Talking
- When Painting Your Barn Blue Is Wrong
- Great or Terrible?
- Does That Make Sense?
- Sicko
- The Intellectual Property Law of the Universe
- Finally, a Weapon
- Fighting Fire With Faith
- Battle-Ready Footwear
- What Is Going On With Demons?
- Graduating From My Old Life
- Toe Jam Is the Worst Kind of Jam
- The Real Judas, Not the Rock Opera Version
- Aspirations of Avian Mind Control
- Good But Not Great
- Don’t Fear the Chickens
- The Messenger Is As Important As the Message
- Proselytizing at the Local Swimming Hole
- Looking at the World Through Faith-Colored Glasses
- Freedom Or Fate?
- I Thought I Was Special
- The Servantiest Servant Who Ever Served
- The Verse Taped To My Bathroom Mirror
- With the Greatest of Unease
- I’ll Never Be Good Enough
- Damn the Torpedoes
- God Is Not a Magic 8 Ball
- Butt Dialing God
- The Cure For Separation Anxiety
- Did God Create Aliens?
- The Gift Tags Have Been Misplaced
- A Sales Brochure In Every Sunset
- How To Be a Weirdo
- What Are You Sorry For, Exactly?
- Trust-Building Exercises
- Everything You Need to Know About Heaven
- Opposing the Posers
- Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark
- Unexpected Love
- A Gift Bag of Eternal Life
- There’s No Such Thing as a Racist Christian, Right?